Oct
04
2004

Here we go again

Ok. Here’s his response followed by my response. This may be fun.

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Dear John Johnson,

Thanks for your response and willingness to assist me in getting the funds out of the security company for possible investment, all I require from you is an assurance that you can be ale to invest this funds wisely once it is in your possetion and the area you deem fit for possible investment purpose, I have all the necessary documents with me that will enable you claim the fund, but before then I will like to have your private tel / fax number for easy communication.

Till I read from you have a great day

Kind regard,

Samuel Dagash

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Dear Mr. Dagash-

I’m just a simple country boy, and don’t have a fax machine. I’m

actually not sure if there is even one in this county. You see, it’s

only my family that lives here (about 100,000 acres with only us 6

living on it.)

As for a phone number, alas I can’t give that out. The last time I

did those cotton picking carpet baggers from up north wouldn’t stop

hounding me about steel siding. 30 years without painting my ass!!!

I’m sure in your area you don’t have to deal with theives like this,

but around here it’s insane.

Anyway, I’m sure you understand why I cannot release my number.

However, I would love to keep up with the email.

Looking forward to your response.

C3P0

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